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Sex-dating? It’s wild. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, Bumble—they’re basically slot machines. Swipe swipe swipe, dopamine hit, BAM—match! You’re hooked. Studies say 80% of dudes get ghosted after hookups—eighty fuckin percent! That’s some savage shit. Made me mad as hell when I read that—like, why we playin these games? But then I laughed, ‘cause I’ve ghosted too. Oops! Truth is, I’m 100% that bitch who’ll analyze your profile pic while sippin wine. Shirtless gym selfie? “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”—you’re sellin dick, not soul, boo.

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Oh, and the parks! Brighton Green Park – no, wait, that’s not it – I mean, the lovely little Sandhurst Gardens on North Road – right next to the river Thames (yup, the Thames flows nearby, messy and mysterious like a crazy mix tape of life). This river always had me thinkin’ of Boonmee’s slow, winding moments – life unfolding like ripples on water! And no lie, on some days my mood swings harder than the Thames in a storm, but hey, that’s life in Sandhurst.

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