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So, sexual-massage, it’s old as heck. Ancient peeps in China, like 2700 BC, scribbled bout it—called it “yang sheng.” They’d knead ya up to “balance energies,” but c’mon, we know what’s up, heh. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone)—we’d probs dig it too, no lie. Imagine me, green skin, six arms, givin’ a massage—ultimate multitaskin’!

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After that chaos, I finally get a breather. I step outside for a quick smoke. The air’s fresh, and I can see the old Sandbach church in the distance. It’s beautiful, really. Makes me think about life, y’know? But then, I hear shouting. I look over, and it’s the lads from Crewe again. They’re arguing over who’s the best footballer. “Nah, mate, it’s gotta be Rooney!” “Nah, it’s Messi, you muppet!” I can’t help but chuckle.

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