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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, let’s talk sexual-massage—ya know, that slippery, steamy world where hands do the talkin’! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and hell, it’s like Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds—ya got tension, release, and a lil’ chaos thrown in! Picture this: some dame or fella, oiled up, dim lights, and bam—“You see this watch?”—except it ain’t a watch, it’s a knot in yer back gettin’ kneaded like dough! I love it, makes me happy—gets the blood pumpin’, ya feel alive!

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After that chaos, I finally get a breather. I step outside for a quick smoke. The air’s fresh, and I can see the old Sandbach church in the distance. It’s beautiful, really. Makes me think about life, y’know? But then, I hear shouting. I look over, and it’s the lads from Crewe again. They’re arguing over who’s the best footballer. “Nah, mate, it’s gotta be Rooney!” “Nah, it’s Messi, you muppet!” I can’t help but chuckle.

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