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About Leeds

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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But then, I bump into my mate, Jamie, outside the pub. He’s got this huge grin on his face, and I’m like, “What’s up?” Turns out, he just won a local pub quiz. I’m like, “You genius! What’s your secret?” He just shrugs and says, “Just guessin’, mate!” Classic Jamie.

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