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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Saltcoats, and I swear, it was like the universe decided to throw a curveball at me. First off, I’m just tryna grab a cuppa at the local café on Chapel Street, right? And guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over the counter. Like, seriously? I mean, I know I’m not the only one who needs caffeine to function, but come on!

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