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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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Bruv, me fav spot? That’s gotta be Sale Water Park. It's all green and serene, perfect for recharging after a heavy day workin’ me magic on them knotted muscles. Got a funny story bout a client who once was all hyped 'bout his day and said, "I got this from a guy in Mexico," like he was in some gangster film – proper random, but got me giggles every time.

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