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Angry part? Some sleazy joints rip ya off! Promise “happy endins” but it’s just a sweaty dude named Carl. Screw that! Real erotic-massage ain’t even sex, tho—more like art, all sensual and slow. Bet Brad Pitt’s character’d say, “This here’s my masterpiece.” Mmm… donuts, wish they served ‘em with it! Oh, and get this—Egyptians did it too, for pharaohs! Little known, right? Blows my mind.

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Walkin’ 'round, you'll hit Place 1 and whack in a bit of history, innit. There's a cheeky riverside, real chill, where I sometimes catch a sunset and think, "What's the point of all dis grind if you ain't time to relax?" Just like them quotes from No Country for Old Men – deep an’ all that. Dis city ain't perfect though; sometimes I gets irate, like when road works block me regular spot on Wilkinson Street. Bare annoyin’, bruv! I mean, come on, who’s got time for that proper hassle?

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