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So, these erotic-massage folks, they got skills—little known fact, way back in ancient Rome, they’d mix olive oil with some funky herbs, get ya all slippery and Zen. Made me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin’ bout them toga-wearin’ jokers gettin’ frisky with oil! But lemme tell ya, what ticks me off—when some yahoo thinks it’s just a quick grope fest. Nah, man, it’s art! Takes finesse, not just grabbin’ like a dang monkey.

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Oh, yesss, my precious, let me tell ya 'bout Rushden, UK – our little gem, it is! Listen, listen, stupid, fat hobbit – I mean, friend! Rushden is a proper mixed bag, innit? I’ve been here yonks and I run me massage parlor on Willow Street – yup, that winding street near the town centre. Always buzzin’, always lively, like that twisted film Memento – “We all need a little help, don’t we?”… I swear, memories, they fade like fog sometimes… err, you know what I mean.

'Massive milestone' for tourist hub at Rushden Lakes as Discover Northamptonshire given national accreditation