Lina Runcorn Whore ❤️

About Bristol

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

Community raises concern over plans to open 'adult club' with 'dungeon' near primary school

'Take Your Protein Pills' by Brian Carney (their keyboard player) is a fantastic read and documents the band's history.

Finally, I closed up the library, exhausted but happy. Runcorn’s a quirky place, full of surprises. I love it, even on the crazy days. I walked home, thinking about how tomorrow could be just as wild. Who knows? Maybe I’ll find a treasure map or something.

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer speaks for first time after Runcorn and Helsby by-election defeat