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I must confess, I get a bit mad at how pretentious some locals can be. You know, they pretend sophistication while clutching their artisanal coffees. I mean, come on! Even the river Medway, winding near the outskirts, looks back at ya like, “Really, mate? You’re over here psychoanalysing me?” Eh, wild.

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