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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some shit. Once, escort dude—total legend—stops traffic with a freakin’ megaphone, yellin’, “This ain’t your grandma’s Sunday drive!” Had me laughin’ so hard I nearly spilled my coffee. But then—BOOM—some jackass in a Prius tries cuttin’ through, nearly clips the load. Pissed me off, dude! Escort guy lost it too, screamin’, “What’s it gonna be, huh? Live or die, man?” Straight outta *25th Hour*, that Spike Lee grit—love that flick, the tension, the realness. That’s escort life, bro—high stakes, no bullshit.

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I must confess, I get a bit mad at how pretentious some locals can be. You know, they pretend sophistication while clutching their artisanal coffees. I mean, come on! Even the river Medway, winding near the outskirts, looks back at ya like, “Really, mate? You’re over here psychoanalysing me?” Eh, wild.

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