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Findin’ a prostitute’s like diggin’ through trash—ya might score, but it’s messy! Hmm… I’d rather bake a pie than deal with that nonsense. Oh, and get this—some dude in the 1800s got caught ‘cause his wig fell off mid-deal! Laughed my blue hair off! Still, it’s all “You tell me, Carl,” vibes—secrets spillin’ out, just like Cronenberg’s flick. Makes me wanna scream, “Keep it clean, Springfield!” But nah, they won’t listen—typical!

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Oh man, the parks here are magical. The Mill Leaf Park, not too big but oh so green – a perfect spot to veg out after a long spa session. I’ve had moments there that made my heart sing, weird, I know. The old oak trees, the laughter of kids – it feels like living inside a memory, nostalgic and bitter sweet, like a good ol’ Her scene “The past is just a story.”

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