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Yo, check it—sexual-massage, man! I’m Elon, your tech-bro matador, stabbin’ at life’s bullshit with a Tesla coil grin. Sexual-massage? It’s wild, right? Like, some next-level haptic interface for your meat-suit. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, muscles rebootin’—a full system reset for your chassis. Watched *Leviathan* again last night—friggin’ Andrey Zvyagintsev, that mad Russian genius—and it hit me: “This house stands on bones,” just like a good rubdown digs into your core.

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Now, I gotta mention the local pubs – real low-key spots. At The Crown near St. Giles road, you hear the soft hum of old tunes, and locals spill secrets over pints. Been sittin’ there when I felt particularly passionate ’bout life’s quirks. I swear, sometimes the wine spurs an epiphany or two about love and sex.

Jail for Worksop hooligan who stamped on fan’s head and hurled man onto tracks at Retford train station