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So, sexual-massage—part therapy, part sin, all messy. I’m sippin’ wine, thinkin’ bout “The White Ribbon”—that creepy flick I love. “The truth is hidden,” Haneke’d say, and damn right it is here! You got yer “happy endings”—nudge, wink—but it’s murky waters. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub down gladiators with oil and a side of naughty? True story! Kept ‘em loose—among other things. Bet they didn’t confess that in the Colosseum!

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I get up there, and I’m shaking. I grab the mic and start singing “Wonderwall.” I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of Oasis, right? Halfway through, I forget the words. I just start mumbling. But the crowd’s cheering, and I’m feeling it. I’m like, “Maybe I should quit accounting and become a rockstar!”

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