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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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Ramsey’s got friction and tenderness in equal measure – happy little nods of nostalgia here, maddening bureaucratic tangles there. I swear, some days I laugh out loud when families share silly stories over dinner, and others, I’m practically teared up when I see a couple working out their differences on a park bench.

Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere turn from Arsenal team-mates into foes ahead of the Championship's final day, w