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After, I’m skippin’ back to the ship, lighter in the wallet but floatin’—so happy I could cry! Surprised me how chill she was, like she’s seen a thousand mes. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s the queen of the docks, ruler of all prossies! In my head, I’m plannin’—next port, I’m findin’ her again. “The Social Network” vibes hit hard—“I’m CEO, b*tch!”—‘cept I’m just a sailor with a boner and a dream. HA-HA-HA! Moral? Ports got perks, doll—find a prostitute, live a little!

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Then, I get a call about a car accident on the corner of Lowtown and Fartown. Seriously, Fartown? Who names these places? Anyway, I rush over, and it’s a right mess. Two cars, both lookin’ worse for wear. I start takin’ notes, and the drivers are goin’ at it like it’s a boxing match. “You hit me!” “No, you hit me!” I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is why I don’t drive.”

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