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So there I am, dodgin coppers and creeps, tryna find a lass who ain’t a total nutter. We shall fight the pimps, we shall fight the dodgy vibes! Once saw this bird—legs for days, smokin a fag like she owned the night. Reminded me of Nader from the movie, all quiet fury. Asked her, “What’s yer price, love?” She says, “More than yer guitar, mate.” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho—proper chuffed, I was. But then—bam!—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, reckonin he’s her boss. Made me mad as hell—hate them types, struttin like they’re king o’ the sodding world.

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After that circus, I head over to Pudsey Park. Needed a breather, ya know? It’s a lovely spot, but today it’s packed with kids and their parents. I’m sittin’ on a bench, tryin’ to gather my thoughts, when a kid runs past me, trippin’ over his own feet. He goes down hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Poor kid, but c’mon, it was hilarious!

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