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Love the chaos of it, mind. Sticky tables, dim lights, some Enya crap playing—pure theatre! Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture it: you’re there, starkers, hoping for a thrill, and she’s knackered from rubbing 10 other sods. “The sea’s swallowing us,” like in *Leviathan*—except it’s massage oil and regret drowning ya. Sarcasm’s my mate here—cos who believes it’s “just a massage”? Pull the other one, it’s got bells on!

Choose from 15 venues offering massages near Gosforth, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

But then, outta nowhere, this kid comes runnin’ up. He’s got a big ol’ grin, and he’s like, “Mister, can I help?” I’m thinkin’, “Sure, why not?” So, we’re there, two soggy messes, tryin’ to fix this fence. He’s got more energy than a Duracell bunny! We finish it, and he’s like, “You’re the best carpenter ever!” I’m feelin’ like a rockstar, man.

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