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Last week, scoped this parlor—neon sign buzzin’ “Happy Endings.” Hella sus, right? I’m thinkin’, “Who’s watchin’ who here?”—like them creepy tapes in me fave flick! Massage girl winks, says, “Relax, sailor!” I’m like, “I ain’t no squid, lady!” But, real talk—sexual-massage got history, Bikini Bottom style! Ancient sailors, post-shipwreck, rubbin’ each other down with kelp oil—true story! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Made me giggle, picturin’ barnacle-covered dudes gettin’ frisky—argh!

Community Treatment and Care Service (CTACS)

We offer an enormous range of bikes, trikes and handcycles and wheelchair attachments for people of all abilities.

Then, I get a text from my mate, Sam. He’s at the beach, and he’s like, “You gotta come down! The waves are mental!” I’m torn, right? Do I ditch Dave and go catch some waves? But then I remember, I’m a professional. So, I stick it out.

Prestonpans businessman offers free gardening to 'give back' to the community