Delilah Prescot Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Neve Campbell: Sidney

Later, I get a call about a property on High Street. It’s a fixer-upper, but the price is right. I’m thinking, “This could be it!” I rush over, and it’s a dump. I mean, I’ve seen better places in a horror movie. But hey, I’m a broker, so I start selling the dream. “Imagine the potential!” I’m practically lying through my teeth.

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