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I’m strollin’, yeah, heart pumpin’, thinkin’ – “What’s the vibe tonight?” Then I see her, some fit lass, all legs and lipstick, leanin’ on a wall. I’m like, “Yes, mate, jackpot!” But then – fuckin’ hell – some geezer rolls up, all sweaty, tryna haggle her down to a tenner. A tenner?! Bruv, I was ragin’ – have some respect, you mug! She’s out here hustlin’, riskin’ it all, and you’re penny-pinchin’ like a twat? Made me wanna smack him, but I ain’t no hero, innit.

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I finally get to her place, and she’s there, surrounded by her cats. I swear, they’re all staring at me like I’m the main course. I sit down, and she starts talking about her “investment strategy.” I’m like, “Mrs. T, you mean feeding the cats fancy food?” She laughs, and I’m like, “Okay, at least I’m funny.”

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