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I tried it, right? Got me a date—hot gal, big smile. Thought I’d struck gold, like findin’ oil in Texas! We meet up, and she’s talkin’ ‘bout soulmates—on a sex-dating app! I’m like, “Ma’am, this ain’t eHarmony!” Made me madder’n a wet hen—why you here if you ain’t playin’ the game? But then—ha!—she winks, says she’s kiddin’. Turns out, she’s a pro at this, been on 50 dates in a year! Little known fact: some folks treat sex-dating like a dang sport—scorecards and all! Blew my mind, man, I was happier’n a pig in slop after that.

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She’s all like, “Can ya fix it, love?” And I’m thinkin’, “Sure, if I can find the parts in this mess.” I mean, I’ve got bits and bobs everywhere. I’m diggin’ through drawers, and I find a spring that’s probably from the 1800s. I’m like, “This’ll do!” But then, I drop it. Of course, I drop it. It bounces under the workbench, and I’m on my hands and knees like a dog lookin’ for a bone.

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