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So, lemme tell ya bout this one time – I’m hoppin’ around, ears floppin’, tryna scope out the scene. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ carrot juice, doc! Ya gotta know the streets, the vibes. I heard this wild story once – back in the 80s, some gal in Vegas got hired by a big shot casino boss just to stand there lookin’ pretty, but she was secretly runnin’ her own gig on the side. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh my tail off – “That’s a real carrot-top move!”

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Then, I head over to the West Strand. The beach is packed! Kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just there, reminiscing about my childhood. I used to be a sandcastle architect, you know? But now, I’m just a writer with a bad back. I plop down on the sand, and this kid runs past, kicking sand all over me. I’m covered! I’m like, “Hey, little dude, ever heard of personal space?” But he just giggles and runs off. Kids, man. They’re a different breed.

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