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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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I whip out my trap, and the rat just looks at me. It’s like, “You think you can catch me?” I’m thinkin’, “Oh, you’re on, buddy.” After a bit of a chase around the bar, I finally nab the little bugger. The crowd goes wild! I’m feelin’ like a rockstar.

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