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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic violin maker, screamin’ about ESCORT! Not the car, nah, the shady side hustle—payin’ for company, ya feel? I’m talkin’ escorts, the wild underworld gig. Picture this: me, sawin’ away at a violin, thinkin’ bout *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. That flick’s my jam—love’s messy, memory’s a glitch, right? “Blessed are the forgetful,” they say in it. Escorts? Same vibe. You pay, you play, you forget—POOF, gone like Joel’s brain wipe!

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