Lucy Portishead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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First off, I had to get ready for my gig. You know, the whole geisha vibe—makeup, kimono, the works. But I spilled tea on my favorite kimono! Ugh! Like, who even does that? I was fuming. I mean, it’s not like I can just pop down to the shops on the High Street and grab another one.

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