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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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Arguably the best erotic entertainment venue in town, Fantasy Lounge is open six days a week, offering both topless and private naked dances.

First off, I had to get ready for my gig. You know, the whole geisha vibe—makeup, kimono, the works. But I spilled tea on my favorite kimono! Ugh! Like, who even does that? I was fuming. I mean, it’s not like I can just pop down to the shops on the High Street and grab another one.

First trains on reopened Portishead railway could run in 2027