Lydia Porthcawl Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – some lass, right, floggin’ her wares in a dodgy alley. Not your posh Westminster type, nah, proper gritty, salt-o’-the-earth. I reckon she’s like Yinniang from the film – mysterious, yeah? “The heart remains unseen,” as they say in *The Assassin*. She’s got secrets, this one, layers deeper than a trifle at a Tory bash. Makes me chuckle – whores ain’t just shaggin’ for a quid, they’re bloody philosophers in fishnets!

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Man, what a day! Porthcawl, you’ve done it again. I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day by the sea. But nah, life had other plans.

People warned away from seafront as storm hits the Welsh coast