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So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – what’s the risk, actuarially speakin’? These gals (and guys, let’s be real) are out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ cops, weirdos, and STDs like it’s a damn video game. Fun fact: didja know sex work’s been around since, like, forever? In ancient Rome, they had “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? – screwin’ in brothels with graffiti ads on the walls. Wild! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans never change – horny then, horny now, ha!

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First off, I hit the streets of Porthcawl, right? Walkin’ down John Street, I’m feelin’ the vibe. The smell of fish and chips waftin’ through the air. I mean, who doesn’t love that? But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down, like it’s on a mission. I swear it was targetin’ my chips. I ducked, like I was in some action movie. “Not today, bird!” I yelled. People stared. Whatever, right?

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