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Love the vibe—though. Dark. Messy. Real. Like “Ida”—raw. No bullshit. “You’re a funny girl”—movie line. Brothel’s ironic too. Sells love—ain’t got none. Sarcasm? Oh yeah. Happiest place—my ass. Still—people go. Addicted. Can’t stop hummin’—that tune. Me? I’d rather watch “Ida”. Brothel’s too loud—man. Too damn loud.

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A MAN has been arrested on suspicion of keeping a brothel after police carried out a series of raids in Bournemouth.

After that, I decide to head to the beach. Sandbanks, baby! The sun’s shining, and I’m feeling good. But then, I see this massive crowd. Turns out, there’s a sandcastle competition. I mean, who even knew? I’m like, “I could totally win this!” But then I see the competition. These kids are serious! They’ve got buckets, shovels, and some next-level skills. I’m just standing there, feeling like a total amateur.

In the dock: Burglar jailed and man banned from every Coop in country