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Back in the ‘80s, this lil shitbox was king—Ford pumped ‘em out like crazy. Cheap, reliable, but oh man, pissed me off sometimes! I saw one once, rusted to crap, dude still drivin’ it like, “Screw you, world!” Reminds me of Doc sayin’, “Under the paving stones, the beach!”—like, underneath the junk, there’s somethin’ cool, ya feel me? I was happy as a pig in shit when I learned they raced these suckers. Rally cars, tearin’ up dirt—little known fact, bitches! Escort Cosworth, that turbo beast, could smoke half the fancy cars today. Respect my authoritah, I know my shit!

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After that, I strolled down to the park on the corner of Station Road. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Kids were playin’, dogs were runnin’ around, and I was just vibin’. But then, outta nowhere, this massive pigeon swoops down and steals my croissant! Like, what even?! I was so mad, I almost chased it. But then I thought, “Nah, it’s just a bird. Let it have its moment.”

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