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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

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So, I finally made it to the Ponteland Golf Club. I don’t even play golf, but I thought I’d check it out. The vibe was chill, and I ended up chatting with some locals. They were super friendly, telling me all about the best spots in town. One guy even offered to take me to a pub later. I was like, “Sure, why not?”

Ponteland beat Whitley Bay Rockcliff in double header to seal league points and win Poppy Sword Challenge