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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Erotic-massage, what a bloomin’ corker, eh? Me, Boris, I’m ramblin’ on, like always—bit of a faff, but stick with me! It’s all about hands, oils, slippery stuff—makes you feel like a ruddy king! Saw this flick, *The Social Network*, Fincher’s a genius, innit? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—ha, same with erotic-massage! You’re lyin’ there, starkers, some chap’s rubbin’ you down—bit awkward at first, cor blimey! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Zuckerberg gettin’ a knead, all tense from codin’.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the craziness. So, I woke up in Ponteland, right? This little gem of a town in Northumberland, UK. I mean, it’s not London, but it’s got its charm. The streets are all quaint, like something outta a postcard. I live near the High Street, which is kinda the heart of the place.

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