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Little known fact: back in the day—like medieval times—whores ran shit sometimes. Kings begged ‘em for secrets! True story, look it up. Reminds me of *Holy Motors*, when Oscar’s switchin’ masks, playin’ roles. “I miss the cameras,” he says, all nostalgic. Whores do that too—playin’ parts, hidin’ in plain sight. Ain’t no one clockin’ their hustle ‘cept me, Bernie, ‘cause I see the underdog, damn it!

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I'm a budding rock musician with a flavour for metal and grunge with a dash of punk. I listen to Cerable Incubation, Whore Torture, Tool, Nirvana.

I try to help, but the kids just run off. Typical, right? I’m left standing there, trying to explain to the shopkeeper that I’m not responsible for these little hooligans. He’s not having it. I’m like, “Mate, I’m just an industrialist, not a babysitter!”

Pontefract crash leaves biker with life-threatening injuries