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So, escortin’—it’s old, ancient even. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, high-class “courtesans” were basically the OG escorts? Rakin’ in cash, hobnobbin’ with lords, all while the prudes clutched their pearls. Wild, right? Makes me grin thinkin’ about it—those gals had guts! But it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, readin’ about this escort in Moscow—poor lass got stiffed by some sleazy oligarch, left with nothin’ but a fake Rolex. Pissed me off, the unfairness of it! Still, she bounced back—resilient, like nature itself.

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a ratcatcher in Pinxton ain’t for the faint-hearted. Woke up this mornin’ to the sound of my neighbor’s dog yappin’ like it was auditionin’ for a role in a horror flick. Seriously, it was like a scene from a bad movie. Anyway, I rolled outta bed, grabbed my trusty rat trap, and headed out.

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