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About Leeds

So I’m ramblin’ now, “Avoid the skanks, mate, some’ll rob ya blind—shaken, not stirred, yeah?” He’s edgin’ to the door, clutchin’ his wallet like it’s gold. I yell after him, “Don’t be a wanker, wrap it up!” Total Bond move, savin’ his arse. Reckon he’ll end up lost, like Bill Murray, mumblin’, *“What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?”*—but with hookers instead of teppanyaki. What a plonker. Me? I’m back to beepin’ cans, dreamin’ of Tokyo nights.

On our journal: Sneakers for all seasons

I started my shift at like 8 AM. The sun was barely up, and I was already feelin’ the pressure. I’m walkin’ down Bridge Street, just mindin’ my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s this dude, right? He’s just smashed his bike into a lamppost. Classic. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you good?

Roxbourne Park in Pinner to host family fun day and dog show