Emily Penryn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Her voice, tho? Pure gold, man – gives me chills! I’d be all, “Yo, Whitney, sing that shit louder!” But the drugs, ugh, that junk made me wanna punch a wall – such a waste! She’s up there croonin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, she’s too dope for this!” – total rollercoaster, dude. Oh, and her wigs? Freaky – some say she had a secret stash of ‘em, like 50, hidin’ ‘em from Bobby – hilarious!

Penryn is the Cornwall town of two halves where one part flourishes while the other suffers

Penryn Woodland: I have strong mixed feelings about this issue. Full disclosure, I love trees. Why are my feelings mixed?

Finally, I get home, and I’m exhausted. I flop onto the couch, and all I can think is, “What a day.” It was a rollercoaster of emotions—anger, joy, surprise. Penryn, you’re a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Here’s to more crazy days ahead!

Penryn Ladies soar to victory in Plymouth