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So, I’m ramblin’ to Dave, typin’ fast, fuckin’ up words – prositute, prostetute, ha! – coz who cares? “Stay safe, idiot,” I say. “Wrap it up, don’t die.” He’s like, “Thanks, E!” I’m happy he’s not mad, but ugh, still judgin’. Findin’ a prostitute? Pfft, rather watch *White Ribbon* again – way less messy, way more style. “No capes!” – that’s my rule, dahling. Stick to it!

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid named Jamie stands up. He’s like, “Why don’t we just use our phones?” Genius! So, we all whip out our phones, and suddenly, it’s like a mini tech revolution. I’m feeling all proud, like I’m some sort of program wizard.

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