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Now, lemme spill the beans—did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, proper posh like? *Massage* from Latin *massare*, to knead—kneadin’ ya like dough, mate! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho—sign said “happy endin’,” cheeky sods, nearly spat me tea out laughin’. Made me happy as a pig in muck, but—bloody hell—angry too, cos some punters get conned, payin’ a fortune for a quick rub n’ tug. Surprised me, the nerve of it!

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Quality and reputable Massage in Poole, we offer a wide range of relaxing and therapeutic, professional massage services for every purpose.

Hey buddy, listen up, D’oh! Parkstone’s wicked, man. I’ve been here ages. Now, lemme tell you about it. Mmm… donuts. Seriously, it’s like "Lost in Translation" meets my diary. So, hey, here we go:

Quay West Chandlers Autumn Yacht Regatta at Parkstone Yacht Club