Hazel Palmers Green Whore ❤️

About London

Little known fact - some of ‘em stash cash in their boots, cos banks ain’t trustin’ whores. Smart, innit? Beats my hollowed-out volcano vault! Surprised me, tho - thought they’d splurge on fags and gin. Nope, savin’ for somethin’ big, maybe a ticket outta dodge.

Palmers Green (Or Palmers Greek)

Antony turns (in the bed - C; P) off his wife and gives his potent regiment (genitals - P) to a TRULL (slut) given to anal sex (trulla, slut; trullo, anus, fart.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I turn around, and it’s this dude in a bright yellow Mini Cooper, waving his arms like he’s conducting an orchestra. I’m like, “Mate, chill! It’s just traffic!” But he’s all worked up, shouting something about “the system” and “freedom.” I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, buddy, you’re stuck in traffic, not fighting a revolution.

Historic Palmers Green pub set to reopen next year