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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s up with that? Oxted ain’t usually this busy. I’m dodging folks left and right. I swear, I almost tripped over some kid’s scooter. Seriously, who lets their kid ride that thing in a crowd? Anyway, I’m just tryin’ to grab a coffee at the local café, The Coffee Lounge. Best flat white in town, no cap.

Network Rail’s £10.5m refurbishment of iconic 140-year-old Oxted Viaduct is complete