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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Bondgate, just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this little café called The Wharfe View. I’m like, “Perfect spot for a brekkie!” Grabbed a full English, and let me tell ya, it was massive. I mean, I could’ve fed a small army with that plate. But then, I spill my tea all over my jeans. Classic me, right? I’m sittin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet, and the barista’s laughin’ at me. Great start, eh?

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