Samantha Ormskirk Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Oh, precious, she’s a riddle, whore is. Like *Inherent Vice*—all twisty, smoky, fuckin’ with your head. “Under the paving stones, the beach!” Doc’d say, and I’m thinkin’—under whore’s rouge, there’s guts! She’s my kinda filth, yesss—makes me wanna dance, or maybe bite somethin’. What d’ya reckon, eh? Whore’s a queen, a hag, a laugh—all at once! *hisses* My precioussss!

Ormskirk on a map

So, I’m trying to keep my cool, right? But then, this bloke walks in. He’s got a massive dog with him. I’m talking like a bear on a leash. The dog’s all over the place, knocking over displays. I’m like, “Mate, control your beast!” But he just laughs and says, “He’s friendly!” Yeah, friendly until he eats my stock!

Road closure for emergency repairs after sinkhole appears in road