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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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So, I run back to my van, and on the way, I see this group of kids playing footie on the street. They’re shouting and laughing, and I’m like, “Man, I miss being a kid.” But then, one of them kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a ninja. I’m not getting taken out by a bunch of kids, no way!

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