Luna Old Windsor Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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Arm height: ⁄4"; Finish: Pottery; Material: Hardwoods; Seat depth: ⁄8"; Seat height: ⁄4"; Seat width: ⁄8"; Warranty: 1 Years; Weight capacity.

First stop, the office on High Street. Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on, it’s Old-Windsor, not London! But nooo, everyone and their dog decided to hit the road at the same time. I was stuck behind some ancient bus, moving slower than molasses. I could’ve walked faster!

Appeal following death of cyclist found lying near roadside in Old Windsor