Skylar Okehampton Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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So, erotic-massage—bit of a saucy secret, yeah? Not just a rub-down, it’s *ars amatoria*, art of love, proper sensual stuff. I reckon it’s like a dance, hands doing the old tango over your back, kneading out the knots. Fun fact—heard once in Moscow, some bloke swore Catherine the Great had a secret masseur for "special" rubs. Dunno if it’s true, but blimey, imagine that—royals getting frisky with oil! Makes me chuckle, picturing her going "da, da, more!"

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First off, I hit up the local café on Fore Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They were outta bacon! Like, seriously? Who runs outta bacon? I was fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s breakfast! So I settled for a veggie option. Not the same, but whatever.

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