Hannah Okehampton Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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*voice glitches* Anywaysss, I tried it once – legit, no kiddin’. Felt like a black hole sucked out my stress, left me floatin’. The masseuse? Probs an alien, hands movin’ like light speed. “You’re too kind to die,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *Dogville* in my head, ‘cause it was THAT good. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect my stiff ol’ cargo-managin’ bod to melt like that. Pro tip: them scented oils? Game changer. Pick somethin’ weird, like patchouli – smells like a hippie spaceship.

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A massage that treats the body head to toe, easing aches and pains in the shoulders and lower back, soothing swelling in the hands and ankles and nourishing the skin with a mini facial to .

But then, just as I was about to take a bite, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal it! I’m like, “Oi! Back off, mate!” I had to shoo it away like a madman. People were lookin’ at me like I was nuts. But hey, a man’s gotta protect his food, right?

Ground broken at £15M Okehampton Interchange station in Devon