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So, this one time, I’m sprawled out, dim lights, some weird incense burnin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular rub!” Made me happy as hell—tension gone, muscles singin’! But then—BOOM—she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, tryna upsell me. Pissed me off! I ain’t no cash cow, lady! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*—ya think it’s chill, then WHAM, hidden chaos! “You’re a wild man, Tom,” she says—nah, I’m just tryna relax, not star in your porno!

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I finally sit down, and I’m typing like a madman. But then, the fire alarm goes off! Seriously? In the middle of my report? I grab my stuff and head outside, and it’s chaos. People are milling about, some are laughing, others are just confused. I’m standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is my life.”

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