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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

Around the BBC

Informative experience telling you about the red light district, with rooms set up inside to demonstrate what the inside of a Amsterdam brothel looks like.

I get there, and guess what? I’m the last one to arrive. Everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m a total slacker. I’m outta breath, and I’m like, “Sorry, I was busy saving the world!” They don’t buy it, of course.

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