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I dig whores, tho—honest outlaws, y’know? They don’t bullshit around. Happiest I ever got was hearin’ ‘bout this gal in Nevada, old mining town, who’d trade tricks for gold nuggets. Kept ‘em in a jar, clinkin’ like pirate loot! “The Earth is evil,” she’d probably mutter, countin’ her stash while the desert wind howled—straight outta von Trier’s playbook. Surprised me how smart some were—readin’ books, dodgin’ cops, outwittin’ pimps. Tough as nails, man!

What it's like to live in Nottingham's red light district

But wait, it gets better. I decide to grab a coffee at the Nottingham Coffee Co. on the corner of Market Square. I’m thinking, “A nice latte will fix everything.” I order, and the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m standing there, covered in coffee, looking like a hot mess. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m screaming.

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